Mitt is a moron.
All he had to do was say "I'm sorry I did that. But I was young and foolish and I have changed."
Instead we get:
I don't remember.
And if I do remember, it was just pranks and hijinks.
And if I it wasn't just pranks and hijinks, I'm sorry if you were offended.
Maybe we wouldn't survive four years of this over-privileged manchild.